Real Life is Not My Division

why ed sheeran is a lyrical genius
ed: it's alright to die cause death is the only thing you haven't tried but just for tonight hold on
ed: when my hair's all but gone and my memory fades and the crowds don't remember my name when my hands don't play the same strings the same way i know you will still love me the same
ed: i don't get waves of missing you anymore they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
ed: you can fit me inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen next to your heartbeat where i should be keep it deep within your soul
ed: THEY SAY IM UP AND COMIN LIKE IM FUCKIN IN AN ELEVATOR

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(via a-teenage-fanatic)

nonchalant-netminder:

"ur goalie sucks"

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"we lost because of poor goaltending" 

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"our goalie needs to be traded"

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(via bluelinedoughty)

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

(via ohaicarolina)

chainsandshipsexciteme:

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

and the other 4% is crying 

(via a-teenage-fanatic)

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

(via benedictatorship)

benedictatorship:

youngvulcan-oes:

 

mjolnirismypenis:

"Anna, you can’t marry someone you just met."
Elsa: jdevoll Anna: Nina Joffrey: mjolnirismypenis Photo by: @danikhaleesi



why for some reason did I automatically see season 1 Daenarys, Sansa and Joffrey??? 

benedictatorship:

youngvulcan-oes:

 

mjolnirismypenis:

"Anna, you can’t marry someone you just met."

Elsa: jdevoll
Anna: Nina
Joffrey: mjolnirismypenis
Photo by: @danikhaleesi

why for some reason did I automatically see season 1 Daenarys, Sansa and Joffrey??? 

“Obviously I’ll never be in anything with the commercial success that Harry Potter has but then again neither will anyone else.”

(via benedictatorship)

"Who were you having dinner with?"

(Source: frozencap, via doctorwho)

ericnorseman:

WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO BE?

The Winter Soldier + Double Identities

(Source: tonystarking, via whoviandragon)

upallnightogetloki:

genderqueerbarnes:

upallnightogetloki:

sizvideos:

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Can you imagine having to do that during a zombie apocalypse?

Idk about u but in a zombie situation i’d be up in that tree so fast with how hard i’d be pedaling.

Also this would probs be the ideal way of getting in and out of your treehouse coz like…zombies could probs climb no problem, but get on a bike and pedal? Bahaha

My legs would be so fucking fit like goddamn but I’d probably end up hoarse from all the terrified self-motivated screams that would come out of my mouth because of the zombies and the height factor. XDDD

(via brandylolzatthings)